Sunday, April 15, 2007

The Things I'd Do For Those Shades...

Update: On this messageboard there is a post asking what would you do for the shades, let me know, and the funniest ones I'll put them on here...

Laissez Faire: "I would give up kennykenken's first born, if push came to shove."
(LMAO)

My Cuzin Lex: "I'd tongue kiss Flava Flav" (YOU NASTY...LOL)

RHOyal Fiasco: "I would ask him what brand they are and then buy some of my own... I'm kinda no fun" (Yeah You're Not...LOL...But I still luv ya)


Not his shades personally, but the shades in general...I would



(1) Slap My Mama (but before I'd have to write a note that would be read post-humously that would leave specific directions to bury me wearing those shades, cause she'd DEFINITELY kill me)



(2) Run through a briar patch naked (Im from the South and I know first hand that running through a briar patch WITH clothes on is hell, so without would be like death) FYI: A briar patch could be compared to barbed wire



(3) Stop eating Pork (Again I'm from the South and I LOVES MY Bacon, Ribs, Ham, Chitlins, etc)



(4) Sign up for the Marines and be shipped off to Iraq (and become a Bush Supporter in the process)



(5) Give up the Internet FOREVER (No Myspace, Facebook, Youtube, Blogging, No Messages, No Nothing)

Yeah Those Shades are HOT AS HELL...WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR THOSE SHADES???

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol...you're funny, but i'm worried about #4.
i like the site and keep it up

1 RHOyal Fiasco said...

At the risk of sounding like a Stan I'm going to go out on a limb and reveal that I've actually TOUCHED those glasses...

Now... With that being said... I have a few responses to the things you'd do...

1) My mom would certainly kill me too...

2) What's a briar patch? (I'm from California)...

3) You should stop that anyway sista. Swine is no good for you(I'm on my Muslim soapbox)...

4) NEVER!...

5) Uhmm... Excuse me... But you better not...

Let's work collectively and find out what brand they are so we can all chip in some money and get you a pair so you can stop all this crazy talk about giving up the internet... K

MUAH!!!! said...

(2) I could have got real country on you and called it a stick-a-briar patch, thats what we really call it...lol...But think barbed wire and how it attaches to you when you get it caught on your clothes and begins to rip them...thats what a briar patch ultimately does. My cousins and I got stuck in one when we were younger,(long story), without knowing thats what it was, and I still have scars from it...lol

(3) I know its bad for me, Alot of stuff is, but ya know, Im takin it one day at a time.

But just know that I'd never give this blog up...except for those shades...BUT NOT FOR NOTHING ELSE!!! LOL...I love you Guys Way Too Much For That!!!