Thursday, December 13, 2007

We Ain't Too Proud to Beg (c) TLC

A PLEA FROM FEMME FIASCOS SAMMY & NATALIE


10 REASONS TO COME TO COLUMBIA, MISSOURI

REASON #10:
Waffle House! (Ya dig!?)

REASON #9:
To prove to all of Missouri that you are NOT Mexican! (We are SICK and TIRED of dirty bastards assuming this!)


REASON #8:
You can have some authentic Missouri corn on the cob!


REASON #7:
By coming here you are helping us by supporting our habit.

REASON #6:
Kanye came here and he LOVED it!

REASON #5:
Due to the recent backlash of all of your white people jokes, doing this for us will show the country that you really do care about white people.

REASON #4:
Seymour and Wasalu will finally get to see their idol!

REASON #3:
MIZZOU ARENA! (This is the place Kanye loved so very much.)

REASON #2:
It's in the middle of the United States! So it's VERY easy to get to from ANYWHERE!

***AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IS (DRUMROLL PLEASE)***US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there you have it Lupe. You've GOTTA come to Columbia, Missouri. RHOyal's been to 16 shows. SIXTEEN! By the end of next year she will have AT LEAST doubled that number. Can the white girls get 1?

Thanks for your consideration.


Natalie and Sammy

12 comments:

Laissez Faire said...

I wouldnt do it Lupe, i got the same plea to go over there. Low and behold theres a Waffle House down the street, so i turned it down.

Sammy Mac (Femme Fiasco) said...

OMG lmao....
Thats funnier than I thought it would be haha...
But seriously...
Yea.

p.s. David knows he wants to come here really bad.

sammy mac (femme fiasco) said...

p.s.s. I'm gonna have nightmares because of the picture of that girl eating corn....wow... thats just scary.

MIXMASTAAAAA DISASTA said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST! I DONT EVEN LIKE MISSOURI AND I WANT TO GO THERE

KayCee said...

I love it! haha I love my sisters sammy and nat and if lu does come...all the femmes will be there to make even more special!! haha I love yall...FEMMES UP!

brandi said...

thats whatsup...that is the best plea ever...if i were lupe i would come...much love

Sammy Mac (femme fiasco) said...

Awww *tear*
I effing love you guys...
I guess if it can make you want to come, it will make him want to come.. shit, i'll even buy his waffle house breakfast after the show haha (:

crazyracists said...

Don't do it Lupe, you're going to catch a case. These girls are apart of a conspiracy by the white power structure. If Lupe wants to get charged with rape then he should go with these groupies...even if he still has his V-card

AshleyLachelle said...

ok its a hater on the blog.lol
that was uncalled for homie.
damn haterism is comin from everywhere.
whatever tho. Sammy and Nat i love u 2 chicas!!!!
hope he sees ur plea!!!
FnF up and taco bell (inside joke to Sam)

Sean J. said...

To the guy above me that was just ignorant.

Sammy Mac (Femme Fiasco) said...

#1)Lupe loves us. Were Femme's. So your attempt to make us look bad was a failure.

#2)I'm a christian so I'm not going to respond with ignorance.

#3)Oh my god I'm white!? Thank you for pointing that out I wish somebody would've told me earlier.

#4)Sean was right.

#5)I am the shit.

FEMMES UP BITCH.
FNF UP.

With Love,
The COOLEST Whitey what,
Sammy Mac,
The First lady of the Fiasco Fam

Anonymous said...

you guys are cute