Lupe Quotables

This edition of Quotables show Lupe's response to questions that people asked him on messageboards (FM board back in the day) and interviews... HILARIOUS MIGHT I ADD...

so ur telling me ur also broke?.. :p
hahahahahaha OH NO my friend I'm Filthy Rich Actually...

is that your real name? lupe fiasco
No I was born Michigan Seymour McDougall Coogamellencamp Esquire The 18th to be exact....

didn't go the kanye route of makin a cd called "the college fuckthat"?
nope it was more fittingly titled "The College Can't Afford That, Better Stick To Rapping Or Be A Wandering Hobo"

lol - that's great....*shakes head and continues laughing*...got any advice for a kid who can write raps but can't freestyle???
uummmm...Write Freestyles!...

but that would be the same thing as writing raps, wouldn't it???? because freestyling's when you think of raps off the top of your head and rapping you write the lines down first....i can rap fine, but in freestyling i have to think a lot first and say parts of what i wanna say over and over....
uummmm....Quit!
whatever, i'll just stick to writing rhymes then....
just jiving homey...practice rhyming about nonsense, seriously, anything to get the flow out and then over time the subject matter will get better and better...now that'll be $4,000,000 dollars

lol dude ur so funny, do u do stand up comedy?
more like sitting sarcasm...

u stared rapping @ 8 whatcha rap about
8th grade!....not 8....and I was rapping a bout hennesy and biyaatch's...the breakfast of champions

On “He Gets the Girl” you woo a chick by talking about playing the tuba and having an autographed Linkin Park shirt. What kind of game do you kick?
I don’t kick game no more. If your purpose in life is to find that one person you can trust and be with for the rest of your life, it’s not gonna come through no game.
So you haven’t got hoes in different area codes?
We can jump on MySpace right now! Ask them, “Have you ever done anything with Lupe?” They’ll say, “No, I took a picture with him.” When I leave shows, I’ll walk right to my car and go straight to my hotel and go to sleep. Because to me, it’s a job.